Vankarfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered fox.

Vankarfab created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vankarfab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vankarfab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vankarfab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vankarfab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Vankarfab's name in vain.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.