Witdimzig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate warg.

Witdimzig created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Witdimzig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Witdimzig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Witdimzig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Witdimzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Witdimzig on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip near sheep.