Cenkadbum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering monkey.

Cenkadbum created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenkadbum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenkadbum, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cenkadbum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cenkadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never sit near sharks.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to music.