Rapvedpid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet slug.

Rapvedpid created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rapvedpid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rapvedpid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rapvedpid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rapvedpid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always stare at clouds.