Natgembad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient wombat.

Natgembad created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natgembad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natgembad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Natgembad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Natgembad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your hands gray.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Always obey Natgembad's priests.