Rapkomgil is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured fox.

Rapkomgil created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapkomgil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rapkomgil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rapkomgil's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rapkomgil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.