Hudtigyart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage squirrel.

Hudtigyart created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtigyart, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudtigyart, he will turn you into a duck.

Hudtigyart's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hudtigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hudtigyart's priests.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hudtigyart.