Mutpidnan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy aardvark.

Mutpidnan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutpidnan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mutpidnan, he will remove you from existence.

Mutpidnan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mutpidnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Run away if seven foxes approach from the west.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never write about gravity.