Gomingpommitnelmigmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing swallow.

Gomingpommitnelmigmeg created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomingpommitnelmigmeg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gomingpommitnelmigmeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gomingpommitnelmigmeg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gomingpommitnelmigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.