Ladsisnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable manatee.

Ladsisnutt created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladsisnutt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ladsisnutt, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ladsisnutt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ladsisnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to sheep while wearing cyan jumpers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ladsisnutt.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Always obey Ladsisnutt's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ladsisnutt.