Gemdudquat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered frog.

Gemdudquat created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gemdudquat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemdudquat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gemdudquat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gemdudquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Do not kill tapirs.