Hadlagtan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful crab.

Hadlagtan created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadlagtan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadlagtan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hadlagtan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hadlagtan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.