Fethampom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective gnu.

Fethampom created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fethampom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fethampom, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fethampom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fethampom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fethampom's name in vain.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Hide if six snails approach from the west.