Badhasapp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust cobra.

Badhasapp created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badhasapp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badhasapp, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Badhasapp's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Badhasapp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Worship no other gods but Badhasapp.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badhasapp.