Listrigtail is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable weasel.

Listrigtail created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listrigtail, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listrigtail, it will destroy your favourite star.

Listrigtail's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Listrigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Listrigtail loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.