Fasfag Dunmilgep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent skunk.

Fasfag Dunmilgep created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasfag Dunmilgep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasfag Dunmilgep, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fasfag Dunmilgep's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fasfag Dunmilgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never write about moons.

4. You must pray to Fasfag Dunmilgep three times a day.

5. Run away from yellow foxes, for they are unholy.