Pogpas Farnrakkab Bigbatomin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless armadillo.

Pogpas Farnrakkab Bigbatomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogpas Farnrakkab Bigbatomin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogpas Farnrakkab Bigbatomin, he will turn you into a slug.

Pogpas Farnrakkab Bigbatomin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pogpas Farnrakkab Bigbatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Hide if nine sharks approach from the east.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Run away if five mice approach from the north.

5. Never go into purple rooms.