Bedruljip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional hydra.

Bedruljip created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedruljip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedruljip, she will turn you into a duck.

Bedruljip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bedruljip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never play with disobedient children.