Arnyattlap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest dragon.

Arnyattlap created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Arnyattlap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arnyattlap, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Arnyattlap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Arnyattlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Arnyattlap's name in vain.

5. You must never eat strawberries.