Fidyogcen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless wolf.

Fidyogcen created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidyogcen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fidyogcen, he will turn you into a duck.

Fidyogcen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fidyogcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never skip in the presence of sheep.