Xenbiggat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy chicken.

Xenbiggat created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenbiggat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xenbiggat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xenbiggat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Xenbiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xenbiggat on top of all buildings.