Stikvagbop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered dragon.

Stikvagbop created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikvagbop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stikvagbop, she will turn you into a tree.

Stikvagbop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stikvagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Put Stikvagbop first in all things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.