Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying whale.

Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee.

2. Kinganpod Ligmontikgupwee must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not chop down trees.