Fomhogdab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring lizard.

Fomhogdab created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomhogdab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fomhogdab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fomhogdab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fomhogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the east.