Stiklopaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish raven.

Stiklopaf created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklopaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stiklopaf, she will turn you into a puffin.

Stiklopaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stiklopaf's Holy Commandments

1. Stiklopaf loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Stiklopaf on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear corsets.