Mobripzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm mongoose.

Mobripzed created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobripzed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mobripzed, he will try to impress you with trees.

Mobripzed's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mobripzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away from mauve tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Mobripzed must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.