Weevonkpak is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, competent rat.

Weevonkpak created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Weevonkpak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weevonkpak, it will remove you from existence.

Weevonkpak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Weevonkpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not take Weevonkpak's name in vain.