Didbangat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying penguin.

Didbangat created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbangat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Didbangat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Didbangat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Didbangat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.