Tenfossak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent tortoise.

Tenfossak created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenfossak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenfossak, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tenfossak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tenfossak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tenfossak loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.