Gubdusskim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart fish.

Gubdusskim created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdusskim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubdusskim, he will turn you into a slug.

Gubdusskim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gubdusskim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about gravity.