Fub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever elephant.

Fub created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fub, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never paint your chest gray.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.