Jatfudbab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate camel.

Jatfudbab created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jatfudbab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatfudbab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jatfudbab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jatfudbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Jatfudbab loves voles, so they must be honoured.