Sitgomzid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful dragon.

Sitgomzid created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgomzid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sitgomzid, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sitgomzid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sitgomzid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.