Pannakmit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, flying mongoose.

Pannakmit created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pannakmit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pannakmit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pannakmit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pannakmit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pannakmit on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about carrots.