Stipmilbutbon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient crane.

Stipmilbutbon created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipmilbutbon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipmilbutbon, she will torture you forever.

Stipmilbutbon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stipmilbutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Retreat if seven otters approach from the north.