Dotjiptit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered lizard.

Dotjiptit created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dotjiptit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotjiptit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dotjiptit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dotjiptit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.