Zigmignig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident unicorn.

Zigmignig created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigmignig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zigmignig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zigmignig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zigmignig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Zigmignig loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.