Tig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective hydra.

Tig created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always wear indigo.