Bessjatcar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong warg.

Bessjatcar created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bessjatcar, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bessjatcar, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bessjatcar's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bessjatcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.