Dussvogtom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing eagle.

Dussvogtom created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dussvogtom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dussvogtom, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dussvogtom's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dussvogtom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.