Fondonwan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate centaur.

Fondonwan created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fondonwan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fondonwan, he will not invite you to parties.

Fondonwan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fondonwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always obey Fondonwan's priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Fondonwan loves ducks, so they must be honoured.