Vedsighom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered capybara.

Vedsighom created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedsighom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedsighom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vedsighom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vedsighom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Vedsighom loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vedsighom.

5. Do not chop down trees.