Ponyokarp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful lizard.

Ponyokarp created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponyokarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ponyokarp, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ponyokarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ponyokarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.