Ontrotzan Pakbegyaksaw Xinlarpnadban is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing centaur.

Ontrotzan Pakbegyaksaw Xinlarpnadban created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontrotzan Pakbegyaksaw Xinlarpnadban, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ontrotzan Pakbegyaksaw Xinlarpnadban, it will not care.

Ontrotzan Pakbegyaksaw Xinlarpnadban's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ontrotzan Pakbegyaksaw Xinlarpnadban's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.