Hasflisdob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient goat.

Hasflisdob created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasflisdob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hasflisdob, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hasflisdob's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hasflisdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hasflisdob's priests.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hasflisdob on top of all buildings.