Titgamfidort Rotbedgub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish faun.

Titgamfidort Rotbedgub created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titgamfidort Rotbedgub, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Titgamfidort Rotbedgub, she will send minions to preach to you.

Titgamfidort Rotbedgub's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Titgamfidort Rotbedgub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Run away if three bats approach from the north.