Midbeprul Cusslimmis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable centipede.

Midbeprul Cusslimmis created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbeprul Cusslimmis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Midbeprul Cusslimmis, she will destroy your home planet.

Midbeprul Cusslimmis' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Midbeprul Cusslimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midbeprul Cusslimmis.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.