Homdotbum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful grasshopper.

Homdotbum created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdotbum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Homdotbum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Homdotbum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Homdotbum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Homdotbum loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.