Arfsidbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring grasshopper.

Arfsidbus created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfsidbus, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arfsidbus, it will turn you into a duck.

Arfsidbus' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Arfsidbus' Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Arfsidbus first in all things.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about tapirs.