Panpongil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane bird.

Panpongil created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Panpongil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Panpongil, it will not invite you to parties.

Panpongil's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Panpongil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Panpongil must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Panpongil.